belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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