i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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