6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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