Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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