people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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