I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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