think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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