Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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