We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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