dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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