school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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