Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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