just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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