no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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