Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Drunk is a universal language darling
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