Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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