You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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