There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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