nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
fuck your aforementioned shoe
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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