fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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