I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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