i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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