Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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