new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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