ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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