Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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