it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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