That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
it's great music for shaving your balls
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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