Acid is not a monday night drug
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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