also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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