you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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