im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
