Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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