his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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