Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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