you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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