i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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