I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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