Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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