Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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