summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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