OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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