two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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