I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
