This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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