so explain again why im purple
no
Everything about him screamed your future.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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