Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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