Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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