Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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