i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
operation harelip BJ is a go
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Randomize
