I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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