he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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