Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
