im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
stop calling my apartment porn island.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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