Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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