Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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